October 31 is finally here - it's Halloween, Baby! He is the favorite
day of everyone pretending to be someone else. Over the past months, you have
pinned on a thousand potential Halloween costumes, you have to be obsessed with
that almost to the point of indecision, you have managed to assemble a costume
last minute, and tonight begins the masked masquerade . (If you're seriously so
far behind that you do not have a costume, get over it.) But no matter how much
thought you put into your outfit, you probably think your decision costume is
very little consequence . Not true! What you dressed as for Halloween is very
revealing - blackberry says about your personality, dearest wishes, and
motivations.
Fortunately for you, I have my PhD in Costume decoding college online
too much free time, so I'll give you details on what everyone sees when they
look at your costume. I certainly want a much higher level of identification,
so believe me - I knowexactly what I mean. Whether you're dressed like a
character from Frozen, your favorite emoji or Ebola sexy nurse, I know what
makes you tick. Happy Halloween, witches and kittens! Here's my diabolical gift
from me to you ...
1. FROZEN
You desperately want, you can stop time. How would it be if you still
live at home, your check your candy for razor dad, mom and tuck you in your bed
convertible Barbie? But no, instead you have concerns real treat adults
resonates in your head: I hate my job! Why does not anyone trust me with a
credit card? I have not had a vegetable in three years! So let it go, let
gooo-o, and enjoy your fancy night and give up. And please, please be sure to
have adult fun in this dress, just to show you one of the reasons why you're
not rocking a child more
2. Renaissance Woman
He had at least two months after the local Ye Olde Ren Make packed for
the summer, and you're fiending for an Elizabethan right fix. Every morning you
wake up with the shakes before you put on your peasant skirt and denim jacket
and fight their way out of work. But today is your day! You can be kind of
funny young girl you want! It is also the best day to ask your crush Gill if he
wants to join your weekly D & D game - once he sees you in this corset
completely authentic, the answer is probably yes.
3. CAT
Hello? Hello? Is anybody there? Are you capable of forming thoughts and
unique opinions? Because this suit almost pathological reports the most basic
form of base, base. It's like, you even try? Well, at least you look cute -
they can put that on your tombstone ... right next to the quote from Marilyn
Monroe
4. WONDER WOMAN
Wonder Woman can not do anything - and you look good, girl! You're not
afraid to flaunt your strength, and yes, you're a bit of a perfectionist. You
are all the details, and you have worked all month to make sure the costume is
the best. Superman has nothing on you.
5. emoji
Please, for the love of the future civilization, get online and be
present IRL for once in your life addicted to technology. You're already
dressed as a accoutrement Internet, then maybe you should send emoji you wear
your contacts, as I know you will. Look around you. Make eye contact. Real life
is the bomb - and hey, maybe you meet someone you do not have to slide right
... just like in the old days!
6. WITCH
If you go as a witch for Halloween, it is possible that you as a witch
unofficial 364 other days of the year, and I'm talking about your body is
composed of 99.9 percent resting bitch face. You can relate to all the Real
Housewives. You live to work your magic. You can make anything happen. You're
also a bit oddly superstitious.
7. Ebola hazardous materials SEXY SUIT
Congratulations, you win both the price of the worst person (Choice
Award from the anti-popular), and the prize for the worst judgment of the
world. You have been taken in the headlines over the past two months, and
amidst all the death, destruction and ruined lives, you thought, Yes, I want to
be this popular tragedy for Halloween! It would be so cool !! Now, my friend,
is a personality flaw.
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